After careful study I've determined that my car sickness the other day was not vodka related. It turns out that the combination of car rides in Georgia - which would give most rollercoasters a run for their money with all of the quick turns, stops, pothole bumps, and the occational scream - combined with the wonderfully noxious fumes of desiel and cigarette smoke were the actual culprit in question.
Plus let's be honest, I had 18 months in Knoxville to learn how to hold my liquor.
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That's weird...what the hell happened to your banana?! I think you should make a huge deal out of it!!!
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