My farts smell like strawberries

Okay, so that isn't entirely true. Let me explain. I was in the grocery store the other day and needed to pick up some toilet paper. After eliminating the choices that looked like they would break in two if you sneezed at them there were only two choices left. One was banana scented, and the other was strawberry scented. This is what I had to choose between. Not 1-ply vs. 2-ply; no double roll or triple roll, but strawberry or banana. As a marketing guy, I can think of quite a few other product benefits to sell such a product on before I come its smell. So yeah, I went with strawberry.