Monday, June 1, 2009

Huh?

I'm not claiming to be an expert at toilet bowl operations, but something about this seems strange.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Constantinople

I'm in Istanbul right now. Wouldn't mind if I had a more than 2 hour layover since the city has a ton of history and looked pretty awesome on the way down. I'll have to add it to my list of places to visit someday.

Packed

EDIT: Apparently I copied an incomplete list as I put this up 5 minutes before I left for the airport. It's complete now.

For the next 6-7 weeks, this is what I'm wearing since it's all I've packed.

3 pairs black socks
4 pairs white socks
9 boxer shorts
1 pair running shorts
1 bathing suit
Sandals
Black shoes
Running shoes
5 tshirts
2 undershirts
4 polo shirts
Suit Jacket
2 Dress shirts
2 Ties
2 Pairs of Jeans

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

What could possibly go wrong?

In a feat of both awesomeness and near stupidity, I managed to iron part of my shirt today ...while wearing it. Sure, it wouldn't have taken much effort to take the shirt off, but there's no thrill in ironing a shirt when nobody can get hurt.

Monday, May 25, 2009

I ran out of water

Yesterday when I went to the grocery store I forgot to pick up a jug of water. I realized it about 10 seconds after I left and didn't feel like going back in. I figured that I would stop by on my way back from walking around the city and doing some work. Not realizing the store closed at 4, I showed up at 4:05.

So yeah, I pretty much had all evening to go get water somewhere, but I didn't want to go back down to the main street. I've been told that you can boil the tap water here and it's okay, but I don't know if you can boil away the unholy amounts of chlorine that are in the water here. I'd rather not find out. So, I had a glass of Jack Daniels with my egg and cheese dinner sandwich last night.

I'll have a banana for breakfast and head down to the store afterward. From there - I don't know. It's Memorial Day ....in America. I think I'm just looking for an excuse to not work. I leave on Friday for quite a trip and probably will need to spend a day preparing for that - packing and laundry and such. Not today though, especially if I take the 'holiday'.

Friday, May 22, 2009

When does dirty start?

I'm wearing the same shirt I wore yesterday. I didn't do anything in it yesterday though. I put it on, walked to the coffee shop to do some work, and eventually came home. Is it dirty? It's not like anybody saw me yesterday that will remember what I was wearing. It's not like I'm wearing the same shirt to the office two days in a row. As far as I'm concerned it's totally okay.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

I speak good english

The other day I was on the street and somebody stopped me to ask for directions with their map. He was trying to find a street. Ironically he was on the street he was looking for. After explaining this to him he complimented me on my English skills and asked me where I learned to speak so well. I replied by telling him that I spent a semester abroad in America.

Also, I was just told that a report that I spent the last 4 hours revising was both 'great' and 'excellent' in the same email.

I have a conference call at 6:30 with the CEO/President and the director of one of the programs I am working for. All I know is that it's about a proposal or two I wrote like...3 weeks ago. I'll probably need to go re-read it at some point today.